12.11.07

veganmofo#6: a seasonal "dear john"

i had this whole diatribe prepared regarding a quandary i face every year when autumn and winter roll around, but i think it best to cut to the chase. take some time to process this and examine whether or not we can move forward from here. if not, i understand. just know that while i didn't choose this life, i won't accept any pity.
dear cinnamon, sweet potato, and pumpkin,
i think you're all overrated and it annoys me that you insist on forcing your way into otherwise perfectly awesome cold weather dishes.
i hope you won't take this the wrong way*, but you can all suck it.
love,
a.

*the only "wrong way" is the one where you don't all go suck it!

4 comments:

Paula said...

so, i guess we should part ways now? it was nice knowing you.

amy said...

wish i could say the same.

OOOOH, VURN!

Jordan said...

I'll give you sweet potato and cinnamon, vut you're wrong on the pumpkin front. WRONG.

Isa said...

I'm taking you off the MoFo feed.